Guys. Guys.
I wish to play this game. Soon. Very soon.
(Source: halliebadger)
Via i am icarus☀watch me fly
PEPSI BEVERAGES
- All Pepsi soft drinks
- Sierra Mist soft drinks
- Mountain Dew soft drinks
- Mug root beer and other soft drinks
- No Fear beverages
- Ocean Spray beverages
- Seattle’s Best Coffee
- Tazo beverages
- AMP Energy beverages
- Aquafina water
- Aquafina…Uhh well here’s the thing. Where did you get any of this information? For all we know this could be totally made up. And probably is.
I call shenanigans.
I like to imagine this is what happens to Jt when I kiss his face.
Does no one else see the demonic face created by the right rabbit’s nose and gaping mouth? NIGHTMARES.
(Source: llbwwb)
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(via billie-joe)
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My middle name is literally non-existent.
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Wow. That’s kinda fucked.
Look at this and guess what it is (hint—it’s not a penguin, it’s not a banana peel, and it’s not a flower).
Have you guessed yet? Seriously, guess.
“I want to get that image out,” says Seattle artist Lynn Schirmer. She was sitting in her loft in the Tashiro Kaplan Building the other day, drinking tea. “I want everybody everywhere to know what that shape is.”
That shape is a human clitoris. If what you see when you close your eyes and picture a clitoris is merely a nubby button, then (A) you are normal, and (B) you are wrong. The nubby button is connected to a neck the size of the first joint of your thumb, and stretching from that neck are two arms that flare like a wishbone—arms that can be as long as three-and-a-half inches. The two bulbs that also extend from the center, which make the clitoris look like a penguin, were thought to belong to the vagina until recently. In the 1990s, Australian urologist Helen O’Connell “initiated the mainstream medical profession’s rediscovery” of the clitoris, Schirmer says, “and it took until just a few years ago to see it fully mapped via MRI and other noninvasive imaging technologies.” The result? The discovery that the clitoris has 10 times more erectile tissue than anatomy textbooks or the illustrations at the doctor’s office show.
From In Her Pants, by Jen Graves
You have a penis. I have a penguin. I win.
Correction. We have a banana, you just have the peel.
jimmykrayandsimmeringinsanity:
Normal typeThe sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon.
Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.Psychic type
The wisest and most intelligent type! A highly intellectual person, you enjoy gathering information- catching up on the latest news, researching ancient history, etc. You’re also a wiz with technology and often named a “geek” (and proud of it!)
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the database who aims to learn about the enemy before attacking, gaining knowledge of all their strengths and weaknesses.
Psychic Moves that suit you are Calm Mind, Role Play and Psycho Boost.Woo! \o3o/
GHOST TYPE
The naughtiest and most playful type! A highly mischevous person, you enjoy bending the rules a little so things can be more fun. Despite your big sense of humour, you do have a serious side to you- and the contrast can confuse people.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who haunts old buildings or shrines to pull pranks on the visitors.
Ghost Moves that suit you are Astonish, Shadow Sneak and Confuse Ray.Electric type
The liveliest and most spontaneous type! A highly fun-loving person, you enjoy spending time lots of time with your friends and making the most of life. Your dynamic and spirited personality draws people to you like a magnet.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the one that’s difficult to catch but ends up being the most loveable and favoured Pokemon in the trainer’s party.
Electric Moves that suit you are Spark, Charge and Volt Tackle.I got normal type
BUT PLEASE
IF YOU’RE GOING TO DO THIS TEST
DO IT TO THIS SONG
Dragon type
The most magical and desirable type! A highly enchanting person, you have won the hearts of many admirers. Your beauty is this powerful because of your inner kindness, patience and wisdom. It is rare to find someone as special as you.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the one owned by the Champion of the Pokemon League.
Dragon Moves that suit you are Dragon Dance, Twister and Special Rend.DARK TYPE
The cruelest and most feared type! A highly dangerous person, you prefer to be feared more than loved, only becoming friends with people who you can manipulate. You’re very cunning and know how to get what you want.
If you were a Pokemon, you would most likely want to aid Team Rocket with their evil schemes.
Dark Moves that suit you are Bite, Nasty Plot and Torment.
The noblest and most ambitious type! A highly determined person, you always strive to become the very best you can be and are a high-achiever. You make a great leader and enjoy helping others achieve their dreams, instead of just achieving your own.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who is just as determined as your trainer to win the Pokemon League.
Flying Moves that suit you are Brave Bird, Aerial Ace and Feather Dance.
I FLAH!
(Source: kaito-choice-booty)
Legend of Zelda The Kingdom of Hyrule Crest Letterpress Vector Art
by Barrett Biggers ©2012. Prints, iphone/ipad, and laptop cases available at Society6.com
Oh, tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be the day that I show how responsible I am, to get things done, and to be a productive human being outside of work, and outside of the house. Running to get my tax check, make it back to the bank before it closes, cash said check, and order new checks to pay the state back the $11 I still owe, get an oil change in the car, use tax money to purchase a few essential/non-essential items, save a large majority to keep for a down-payment on an apartment, and use an amount to put a very small surface scratch in my college debt.
Then, I am going to destroy the destruction that is my room. Throw out what is useless and unlikely to be wanted. Categorize what can be wanted, compile list, and attempt to sell. Whatever is not sold with then be donated to either Good Will or The Salvation Army (with a 2 week hiatus to ensure whatever is left will not sell). At which point I will put a large amount of headway into finally completing my bedroom before inevitably moving out. I just want to live in a finished room for at least one night, that’s all I ask.
Furthermore. I don’t know. That’s as far as I got. :P
seven errors
Eight. Connected was spelled incorrectly.
Nine. Punctuation is atrocious.
Ten. I don’t care how old or new that tv is/was. There’s not fucking way you’d be able to play well from that angle, if at all.
I wish I would’ve gotten my ferret as a kit… Oh well, 3 years old and completely free is an acceptable trade for that I suppose. He’s 5 now. xD My little Mochachino Bambino.
(Source: thedinosaurofhyrule)
Saw a ferret, had to reblog. Maybe I should take and post some pictures of my little weasel. He doesn’t have a sweater, but his fangs are longer than theirs, so he could fuck them up! :P
(Source: thedinosaurofhyrule)
About me
I'm crazier than you, and there's nothing you can do about it. But seriously. The name's Logan. I'm a nerd, and I don't have much of a social-life therein, so please have a laugh at my terrible awkwardness and random willingness to rant.
Ask me shit, and junk. I'm nice, just weird. :P
